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After mistakenly believing he was the killer of JonBenet Ramsey, John Mark Karr reportedly has decided to go back into teaching, reportedly circulating a beefed-up resume across multipe states in search of a new gig. Citing new skills such as "dealing with the world media", the resume must be impressive and compelling by any measure.

Wow, how did Portland, Oregon become one of the least angry cities in America? Does that infer that there is little to fight about there? That there is some type of socialistic vibe to the town that promotes cooperation? Or that the a stratified segmentation does not overlap?

Who knows.

Jon Benet's lead suspect in her killing has called her death an accident. Seems like it is an accident to knock over an ill-placed vase or to spill milk while reaching across a crowded table. This appears to stretch the definition of accident into new territory.

Who can blame Mel Gibson for his anti-semitic tirade after a traffic stop recently? After a few beers, the first thing I want to do is unleash the fury of my deeply-held, narrow-minded view of the world to traffic cops. Doesn't everybody? He apologized. Who cares. Damage done.

I think he was still mad at the Jewish contingent for being in the minority of the demographic for seeing Passion of the Christ...

No one likes a sore head.