- Strange Vista: Only 7 Copies of Microsoft Vista Sold in First Day
Posted by davenoise on Wednesday, January 31. 2007
- John Edwards Unveils "Plan 'A' for America"
Posted by davenoise on Wednesday, January 31. 2007
- Brandy Sued for $50 Million, May Have to Sell Her First Name, Too
Posted by davenoise on Wednesday, January 31. 2007
- Did Anyone Ask Him? John Edwards Responds to Bush Remarks
Posted by davenoise on Wednesday, January 31. 2007
- Purposeful Cut: Modern Day Children Cut in Name of 7th Century Leader
Posted by davenoise on Wednesday, January 31. 2007
- SPONSORED LINKS
Posted by davenoise on Wednesday, January 31. 2007
- Bank of America Makes Bid to Buy United States; Will Drop "Bank of" from Name
Posted by davenoise on Tuesday, January 30. 2007
- Weather to Continue Across the Country
Posted by davenoise on Tuesday, January 30. 2007
- Iraq Running Out of Iraqis; Troops Looking for People to Protect
Posted by davenoise on Tuesday, January 30. 2007
- Starbucks Buys Pfizer, Adds Breakfast to Heart Medications
Posted by davenoise on Tuesday, January 30. 2007
- The Sun Demands to be Heard; No One is Listening
Posted by davenoise on Tuesday, January 30. 2007
- Cloned Cattle: We're Just Mis-mis-mis-mis-understood!
Posted by davenoise on Monday, January 29. 2007
- Starbucks Announces Extension of Brand: Cappa-Chino Pants
Posted by davenoise on Monday, January 29. 2007
- I HEART HUCKABEE: "I'm Breathing. Why Not Me for President?"
Posted by davenoise on Monday, January 29. 2007
- The New Coach Section?: Dead Man Found in Airplane's Wheel Well
Posted by davenoise on Monday, January 29. 2007
- Bill Gates: "I Forgot Where I Put Some of My Money!"
Posted by davenoise on Friday, January 26. 2007
- Bored with PGA, Michelle Wie to Race in Indy 500
Posted by davenoise on Friday, January 26. 2007
- Google Announces Search Engine for Baby Talk: GooGoogle
Posted by davenoise on Friday, January 26. 2007
- TODAY'S NEWS at PiDDLE NEWS NETWORK
Posted by davenoise on Thursday, January 25. 2007
- Sports Score Mean Round-Up
Posted by davenoise on Wednesday, January 24. 2007
- Not Good to be King: Ex-FDA Chief Guilty of Lying About Food and Beverage Stock Holdings
Posted by davenoise on Wednesday, January 24. 2007
- Starbucks Hit with Venti Lawsuit
Posted by davenoise on Wednesday, January 24. 2007
- Toddler For Sale: AirTran Boots Family with Unruly Child from Plane
Posted by davenoise on Wednesday, January 24. 2007
- Hillary Clinton Eats Cement Sandwich; Practical Joke Ruins Lunch
Posted by davenoise on Tuesday, January 23. 2007
- Hillary Clinton Campaign Poster: "The Face of Leadership"
Posted by davenoise on Tuesday, January 23. 2007
- Al Queda Changes Its Name to "Al Kinda"
Posted by davenoise on Tuesday, January 23. 2007
- Obama Told He Needs "Seasoning"; Orders Chili Powder from Amazon.com
Posted by davenoise on Monday, January 22. 2007
- Jessica Lynch to Name Baby "My Bad" to Connect to Past Mistakes
Posted by davenoise on Monday, January 22. 2007
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Announce New Adoption at Super Bowl
Posted by davenoise on Monday, January 22. 2007
- They're Golden: Spice Girls Announce Tour
Posted by davenoise on Monday, January 22. 2007
- Martha Stewart Seeks to Trademark Term "Pile of Useless Crap"
Posted by davenoise on Monday, January 22. 2007
- SEINFELD: "Real Estate Commission Not Kosher"
Posted by davenoise on Friday, January 19. 2007
- China Launches "Missile"; Underwear Gets in a Bunch
Posted by davenoise on Friday, January 19. 2007
- Abducted Teen to Oprah: "I Was Really Hoping Madonna Would Adopt Me"
Posted by davenoise on Friday, January 19. 2007
- Deer Gets Blown Off Ice By Helicopter; Apparently Chicago Black Hawks Were Unavailable
Posted by davenoise on Friday, January 19. 2007
- KFC Gets Extra-Crispy Over PETA Real Estate Deal
Posted by davenoise on Thursday, January 18. 2007
- Barack Obama Yodels His Way to Candidacy
Posted by davenoise on Thursday, January 18. 2007
- John Edwards: "I Can Stand on Cement As Long As There are Taped Directions."
Posted by davenoise on Thursday, January 18. 2007
- Writer Trains Husband Like a Porpoise
Posted by davenoise on Thursday, January 18. 2007
- Liquid Assets: US Gets 25% of Calories from Drinks
Posted by davenoise on Thursday, January 18. 2007
- Frozen Winner: Snowball Leads to Stabbing; Evidence Requires a Big, Big Freezer
Posted by davenoise on Thursday, January 18. 2007
- My Own Private Intervention: Film Guru Gus Van Zant Gets DUI
Posted by davenoise on Thursday, January 18. 2007
- Obama: Date Set to Set Date to Announce Exploratory Committee
Posted by davenoise on Tuesday, January 16. 2007
- Pam Andersen: "Aren't these Golden Globes?"
Posted by davenoise on Tuesday, January 16. 2007
- Heart, 70s Supergroup, to Change Name to "Heart-Murmur"
Posted by davenoise on Friday, January 12. 2007
- Waldenbooks to Close in Alaska; Will Change Locations to "The Beer and Book Store"
Posted by davenoise on Friday, January 12. 2007
- Group Postpones "Talk Like Barack Obama Day"
Posted by davenoise on Thursday, January 11. 2007
- Five Unsubstantiated Claims of the Trump/Rosie Fued
Posted by davenoise on Thursday, January 11. 2007
- Jimmy Carter to Intervene in Trump/Rosie Fued; Jesse Jackson Offers a College Scholarship to Both
Posted by davenoise on Thursday, January 11. 2007
- Bumper Sticker: "He's Ready. Why Wait? Obama '08"
Posted by davenoise on Thursday, January 11. 2007
- Help, I've Fallen and this Movie Sucks: M. Night Shyamalan Announces New Project
Posted by davenoise on Wednesday, January 10. 2007
- Katie Couric: Looking Old and Lost in Newsland
Posted by davenoise on Wednesday, January 10. 2007
- The Apprentice: So Boring It is Painful
Posted by davenoise on Wednesday, January 10. 2007
- Yee-Ha! It's MARLBAMA Man!
Posted by davenoise on Wednesday, January 10. 2007
- Harry Potter Fans Demand Money Back on Goods
Posted by davenoise on Wednesday, January 10. 2007
- Anchorhand Interview: Chris Martin of Coldplay
Posted by davenoise on Monday, January 8. 2007
- Bush: If Global Warming Continues, We'll Attack the Sun
Posted by davenoise on Monday, January 8. 2007
- Portland OR TV Stations to Go "Dark"?
Posted by davenoise on Friday, January 5. 2007
- A Block of Cheddar Cheese Declares Candidacy for '08 Presidency; Sites experience "Aging"
Posted by davenoise on Friday, January 5. 2007
- Debate Over Obama Smoking Continues
Posted by davenoise on Thursday, January 4. 2007
- Hard Rock Chain of Restaurants Sell; Food Is Still Suspect
Posted by davenoise on Wednesday, January 3. 2007
- Are Television "Teasers" Against FCC Policy?
Posted by davenoise on Tuesday, January 2. 2007
- Bank of America Makes Bid to Buy United States; Will Drop "Bank of" from Name
Posted by davenoise on Monday, January 1. 2007