PiDDLE News Network

Tiger Woods House Features A Golf Ball- Shaped Pool

Tiger Woods, winner of a $10 million prize in the FedEx Cup, decided to spend his money on a golf ball-shaped swimming pool. The pool, loosely fashioned off the 16th water hazard at Cog Hill, features a bubble system that creates a dimpling effect on the water. To add to the authenticity, guests diving into the pool are assessed a penalty when they get out.

Jerry Lewis, MD, Sets Research Sights on Muscular Dystrophy

After raising $60 million in his muscular dystrophy telethon this year, Jerry Lewis is spending it
on his salary as a researcher. A spokesperson for the comedian stated, "We're certain Mr. Lewis can do an effective job doing research in this area. He has done telethons for the last twenty years. And we can't really say there has been any progress by any of those so-called "experts" with the fancy degrees. Let's just say he can't do much worse."

Mr. Lewis has an honorary doctorate in arts from Kaplan, an online university.